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brb. ([personal profile] accelerate) wrote 2017-12-04 03:58 am (UTC)

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[ two minutes later, with the stream of texts coming not quite at a rapid pace: ]

Woah
Shit
Sorry
Fingers are not working at the speed that I am used to.
Should stop eating so much chocolate.
Not that I eat your chocolate.
Sorry [2]


[ it's a joke … sort of. barry allen won't admit that he's slowed right the fuck down to turtle levels of pacing. the fact it took him so long to respond is a worry. the fact he couldn't find his phone after it pinged poker face is his number one concern. ]

Do you need anything? Food delivery? Ice-cream …
Okay, not ice-cream. It's out of stock for the foreseeable future.
Diapers????


[ why … ]

[ the list comes at a human pace: ]


Gauze
Stereoscope
Bandages
Moral support
Wheel chair pusher
A person to act as a crutch


[ one of those things is not … this is why people can't be doctors if they just watch grey's anatomy and self-diagnose via google. ]

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