[ barry smiles. the best way to get the lay of the land is through the kitchen, and he intends to do so happily. (there may not be any food left by the time he finishes with it.) ]

If you need any help... maybe grab a ball of wool and leave a threaded trail. This place has me not knowing where left and right is.

[ and that's a problem he's going to figure out... after he eats, of course. hotel disorientation will be the third thing he investigates on his list today. (first had been helping natasha get here, the second will be getting himself a nice sandwich.) ]