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brb. ([personal profile] accelerate) wrote 2020-06-25 10:33 am (UTC)

I wouldn't make a very good raisin. I don't think it'd match the snatch suit you made for me.

[ also "the raisin flash" sounds like a really bad name that he doesn't tell cisco. he doesn't want cisco to hate him for putting that down into actual permanent writing. ]

I forgive you.
Like a well-watered raisin.
So stop apologizing or else you'll become wrinkled and wither up and it won't be fun because I cannot be friends with a raisin.

That's where I draw the line, dude.
Unless you can still be a raisin and marathon things, then I withdraw everything I've said. Do you still have fingers if you're a raisin?


[ he tries to be funny but this is why cisco is the "funny friend" and barry is the "tall friend". ]

Now I realize you didn't mean you'd become a literal raisin.

[ his reading comprehension remains in tip top shape. ]

I wouldn't have let you get murdered, btw. Then I'd have to invite Oliver over for everything and he's really just not even in the same league as you when it comes to being funny.
That is something I will not stand for.
Oliver thinks "LOL" is "lots of love".

So, I guess I'm selfish there.
I have very hard friend standards for people to live up to.


[ at least cisco wouldn't hijack his wedding. ]

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