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CALLING: BARRY ALLEN 🐻 ▓
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CALLING: THE FLASH ⚡ ▓
You've reached the Flash!

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[boilover]

Cause a beach is too nice and warm, it's inviting. You know what keeps a beach from being inviting? Fucking seagulls. They steal your food, they make a lot noise, they trash everything - I'm a beach but only if it's full of those annoying fuckers.

[Mick Rory will also steal your food, make a lot of noise and trash everything.

It's pretty much his philosophy on life as a way to live by because he's pretty happy and he thinks it's mostly down to that. Seagulls always seem pretty happy too.]

I'm just saying, he'd knocked me on my ass before I saw him coming and I always see you coming. Not that I'm taking his side. If you're faster, good. He's a smug little cockweasel, you should hurry up and get rid of him.

I met him. He bashed my head.

And maybe, I don't know, Snart tells me a lot. What did he tell you?

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[ the amount of thought mick's given this beach scenario is oddly surprising. the surprise is partly born from the fact that barry's never quite believed mick's much of a talker. it's also born from the fact that mick's describing a scenario barry understands — sometimes he just wants to be a beach, nice and warm and inviting, and have angry, territorial seagulls ready to strike anyone who thinks to threaten his contentment. ]

You don't ALWAYS see me coming ...

[ if they were standing face to face, barry would have his head down, hand scratching at his neck, and voice oddly quiet for such a declaration. the thing about barry is that he doesn't hide, and perhaps that'll always be his problem — he wears that hero badge loud and proud, especially in the manner he holds himself. ]

[ he's not so sure how to take mick being anti-eobard thawne. he hates that he actually likes it. does that make him a bad person? ]

How much do you know about Thawne? Thawne and me?

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So?

You don't always see me something either. Doesn't make me a super hero or someone with skills. Any idiot can sneak up on someone.

[Except Ray. Ray tried it a few times, always got himself hurt or tangled up in something. Last time it was Mick's drum set. The art of sneaking up on someone was not really a thing to brag about, it was a thing cats learned to do when stalking birds - not exactly high tier.]

I dunno loads about Thawne. I know he's a speedster,
he has a yellow suit, he's blond and he hit me across the head cause I tricked him.

He's a total dick, I really want to torch his ass.

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I am an idiot, though.

[ like, for real, mick. barry is self-aware. ]

[ it shouldn't surprise him thawne's gone out of his way to continue smearing his lovely reputation over the multiverse. to piss off mick is like pissing off the sun, where the sun doesn't have arms but its anger can burn and make skin bubble. he doesn't feel sorry for thawne having pissed off the greatest hothead in the universe, but he worries just a little for snart's partner. ]

I shouldn't condone torching people's asses because that's WRONG and AGAINST THE LAW ...
But as the Flash I could turn the other way.

OMG please delete that text because I CANNOT be seen condoning violence.
It goes against my schtick.
And then it'd make it confusing every time I tell you not to do something, because if I tell you not to do something am I winking secretly for you to actually DO it?
God I'm confusing even myself, we've got to stop this.

NO TORCHING ANYONE.

But be careful with Thawne.
He's thorny.
And a massive jerk. He thinks he's funny but no one LOLs???