[He can't help it, it just kind of bubbles out and he's leaning over his knees, laughing into his hands. It's ridiculous, really, and not even that funny, but call it mood swing from his earlier panic, call it whatever you want. He needed it, either way.]
I would say at least if coffee is the only thing the Flash is stealing, people can't be too fussed, but you don't mess with a person's coffee. [Coffee is srsbizns, mmkay?] But I don't think it counts when you steal from yourself. Is there even a legal term for that?
[ when he lifts his shoulder, he holds it there, uncertain. ] Is it theft? Did I steal from myself? Is this like when Eduardo fed the chicken chicken in The Social Network, but instead of being blasted for animal cruelty, I'm going to be remembered as the loser who stole from himself even though I didn't technically steal?
[ he releases all that tension with a slouch and a very sane conclusion. he shakes his head, ] I can't let the Flash be known as a coffee thief. I think Barry Allen just needs to stop drinking coffee.
I don't know. You can plagiarize yourself, so I guess you could technically steal from yourself? [He squints. This conversation has really taken a turn for the ridiculous. He's not sure how they manage to do this as often as they do.]
I think that would be a very unfortunate thing to do and you should do no such thing.
So we agree that Barry Allen should continue drinking coffee. [ he presses his index finger and thumb against his chin, pretending to think for a moment. the fact is, though, he's always had this thought in his head, long before cisco ever entered wonderland, long before barry allen had ever stepped foot down that rabbit hole. ] But maybe Cisco Ramon has to accompany him. Save him from coffee thieves.
I think this is a doable plan. [He nods with a grin. He missed this, the lighter things, the easier sides of life. Things were so much what they were at home that these moments were rare, and that much more of a cherished treasure for Cisco. Even if this moment in particular had been originally born from something less than good, he can appreciate it all the same.]
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I would say at least if coffee is the only thing the Flash is stealing, people can't be too fussed, but you don't mess with a person's coffee. [Coffee is srsbizns, mmkay?] But I don't think it counts when you steal from yourself. Is there even a legal term for that?
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[ he releases all that tension with a slouch and a very sane conclusion. he shakes his head, ] I can't let the Flash be known as a coffee thief. I think Barry Allen just needs to stop drinking coffee.
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I think that would be a very unfortunate thing to do and you should do no such thing.
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