( MASKORMENACE INBOX )

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( ACTION | AUDIO | TEXT | VIDEO )

CALLING: BARRY ALLEN 🐻 ▓
Hi, this is Ba — [ click sounds, beep, you're on. ]

CALLING: THE FLASH ⚡ ▓
You've reached the Flash!

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Photographs ... of the clinic ...

[ for the fastest man alive ... ]

[ it clicks after one second. ]

Okay. I'm in.

I'm guessing the Flash can't take any of these because, you know, blurriness
Unless that's a new website aesthetic trend that's picking up?
I can do mean blurry photos.

[ he sends her a few of the flash's "selfies", which can really be written off as someone waving a sparkler around and taking a photo. ]

her face @ barry constantly

[ewenique]

yes. to advertise its facilities. blurry pictures will not advertise quality of the facilities or the standard of the webmaster.

( GET IT TOGETHER, BARRY )

please do not take pictures as the Flash.

can he stamp it with the flash symbol?

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But isn't it good to be endorsed by the Flash?
He's a hero!
Down to zero!

https://78.media.tumblr.com/91fbe271ab2603a6655834368b538804/tumblr_nr2v4nTeDO1uoyrhco1_500.gif

[ewenique]

not if the Flash is incompetent at taking photographs which is what he is being asked to do

( 8| )

I can ask someone else.

biffles

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No!!!!!!!!

[ as soon as that text arrives, this image of himself, in clear, sharp focus, is sent on the top of it. ]

I AM THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER EVER
I used to photograph trees
Best subjects

HIRE ME
PLEASE
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN

but also: idiots

[ewenique]

okay

I will hire you to please take good photographs of the clinic
if you could also collect some information about the clinic services that would be useful

mk's the bigger one i'm js

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o7

Except ... Is there a reason why we're not asking Iris ourselves?
Or is this a part of my cover?
It is, isn't it?
You're good.

how very dare you

[ewenique]

people can't know who MK is. when I meet people in person they call my Marya. separation is essential for security. my sisters can't go and take the photos, it would be a potential connection.

( Barry doesn't even know about the Wizard - she doesn't mention it, for now. )

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... I was calling you Karen. My bad, Marya.
I am the worst friend.
I don't even know who MK is. Who is she? Does Mariah know?
If Mariah doesn't know her then, damn, she's obscure.

[ewenique]

you are very strange
are these Beyonce related references

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There is a 50% chance that they are, but I'm not going to tell you
I'll tell you when you approve of my photos
Because I am a photographer
A Flash photographer
You will be eating your doubt
Have you tried the chocolate sundaes at that chocolate store on the corner because I'm in desperate need of a chocolate coma?

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[ dr allen had lived, been incarcerated, and had died. he hadn't become a doctor like his dad for a reason ... plus, you know ... the lack of meredith grey's drama. ]

If a deer comes in, I'll help it.

[ he's apparently a vet now. ]

If anyone can do it, it's you. You don't have to be superwoman. You just have to be Iris.
She's pretty awesome all on her own.

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[eloquentness]

[ As much as she appreciates that unwavering faith, and as much as she'd like to stand tall and say yes, she can do it! She's totally a Rosie the Riveter type!! Iris also knows her limits, and she also knows when she's signed up for way more than she bargained for.

Still - ] Thanks. I'm certainly trying my best.

[ It's nice to feel believed in. Even if she's convinced she's swimming in the deep end without a life raft. ]

But we're a team, and a pretty awesome one at that.

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[heliophilic]

[M has realized the last few days that so far he's been a terrible rogue to the Flash here, and thought he should perhaps try and change that.]

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