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CALLING: BARRY ALLEN 🐻 ▓
Hi, this is Ba — [ click sounds, beep, you're on. ]

CALLING: THE FLASH ⚡ ▓
You've reached the Flash!

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Letter!

[baetiful]

[ Perhaps it's a bit old-fashioned, but the message arrives for Barry via mockingbird. Sealed closed by a wax mockingbird sigil, the letter is hand-written in careful cursive. ]

Dear, Mr. Allen -

We have not spoken before, but my name is Petyr Baelish. I serve as the ambassador for Maurtia Falls. I write to you on behalf of a project I am working on within my city. Construction has already begun on rebuilding a much larger library, but I wish for this to be more than simply a bigger structure. I hope to inspire education and the spread of knowledge to the natives of Maurtia Falls as well as provide an invaluable resource to new arrivals here. But more than that, I wish to use it to pay homage to the natives who lost their lives within Maurtia Falls due to imPort related tragedies. Their names will be honored within the library itself and donations will be set up to be made to the families.

For this project to succeed, I need your help. If you are able to donate anything at all to the cause, it would be most appreciated -- whether that is books, money, or simply your time. I plan to put programs into place once the library is finished to have imPorts come in and read to the much younger generation. I believe it would be a great way to strengthen the native and imPort bond.

I thank you for your time, and I do hope to hear back from you soon.

Sincerely,
Ambassador Petyr Baelish


[ OOC: You can feel free to just respond to this OOCly if he would donate anything or not! ]

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[ holy shit, he got something delivered by bird. barry wishes he could tell joe this immediately and then ask wells if this is something that's ever existed on earth-2 and then explain the entire process to him to result in being lectured. ]

[ he reads the letter a few times over within a couple of minutes, and decides then and there perhaps it won't be so bad to revisit a time in his life where he'd been useful to his city. he can repair things within a few hours at the speed of light, and he can inspire people to run, he supposes. what can a new import like him do, if not extend a hand when asked? ]

Hey Ambassador Baelish.

#1 Cool bird.

#2 I'm in. I've got a lot of time. Not many books. Not much money. But I can help in other ways, all you need to do is lmk what else you're after and I'll see if I can deliver.

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[ since he doesn't have a cool bird of his own and barry's just overall not cool enough to have a bird to send post with, seconds later he sends: ]

btw this is Barry Allen.

[picksthenames]

[ Cisco calls, Barry answers, and Cisco tells him to hang up so he can hear the voicemail play out.

Cisco calls again, jams out to Elvis, then leaves a message: ]

There are one hundred and fifty chocolate Easter eggs hidden throughout the city of Heropa. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find and rescue as many of these eggs as you can before the sun causes the poor, sweet, innocent chocolate inside to melt. Each egg is equipped with a GPS sensor so I can track your progress.

Go!

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[picksthenames]

yo dude i need a pic of your suit in action. photoshoot?

text;

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Hell yeah, I'm in!

[ a second later: ]

What am I in?

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[clobbers]

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This reminded me of you! :D

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Hey, I have a hat just like that one!

Do you think the Flash should have a suit upgrade? I think the Flash should have an everything upgrade!
Lightning bolt symbol changes to a slice of pizza
Leather red suit turns into a baggy pizza delivery boy outfit
No one would ever suspect to be saved by a delivery boy!

text;

[eloquentness]

Just out of curiosity, have you looked yourself up on Schmoogle lately?

text;

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[ given he has no idea where this conversation may be heading, he opts to immediately plead innocent. ]

Beyonce doesn't Schmoogle herself, so I don't either.

[ he totally does. check the computer history, iris. it legit says "bartholomew" "other people named bartholomew" "the flash vs the streak" "cat memes" ]

[picksthenames]

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UUUUuuuGGGgggHHHhhhh

WHY IS THIS ONLY LASTING 10 SECONDS

[ if barry could eat a picture, he would. ]

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[eloquentness]

Hey, just wanted to let you know I'll be staying late at the clinic for a while.

Dr. Watson's not doing so well, and idek when we'll get another doctor in.
Sorry about musical movie night :(

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[ five uncharacteristic minutes later: ]

Whaaaaaaa

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[ two minutes later, with the stream of texts coming not quite at a rapid pace: ]

Woah
Shit
Sorry
Fingers are not working at the speed that I am used to.
Should stop eating so much chocolate.
Not that I eat your chocolate.
Sorry [2]

[ it's a joke … sort of. barry allen won't admit that he's slowed right the fuck down to turtle levels of pacing. the fact it took him so long to respond is a worry. the fact he couldn't find his phone after it pinged poker face is his number one concern. ]

Do you need anything? Food delivery? Ice-cream …
Okay, not ice-cream. It's out of stock for the foreseeable future.
Diapers????

[ why … ]

[ the list comes at a human pace: ]

Gauze
Stereoscope
Bandages
Moral support
Wheel chair pusher
A person to act as a crutch

[ one of those things is not … this is why people can't be doctors if they just watch grey's anatomy and self-diagnose via google. ]

text;

[doitforthevibe]

i hate this fucking porter.
good news = im here now.
bad news = i bounced for a couple days, went back home for about a year.

just checking in. youre still good? still here?

[ Please still be here. He can't lose Barry on two Earths. ]

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[ at his usual characteristic speed, cisco is granted with this: ]

sfdkslfjlskd
fghfh dkslfsfds nas 534 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
beyonce sjfksjfklsfsd sdjskfl 4 chisco 3ssd

[ he's so useless. ]

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[ not even a second later: ]

Would you believe I dropped my phone and that's what I ended up typing as I was dropping it?

[ dropping your phone at super speed: may recommend. ]

[ that's not important, though. sometimes barry has difficulty stopping himself from typing. that superspeed needs to be put in its place, but maybe after he ensures cisco has all his parts. something went wrong with him when he came out of the porter ... though it's merely a weird suspicion he sometimes entertains. ]

Dude with
I feel like we need to destroy this porter
Do you have all 5 fingers y/n

delivery to barry allen

[the_caped_crusader]

[Some stock ass holiday card with a thousand bucks inside. Probably signed by his secretary.]

[divaricate]

[CURRENT DATE—

Wanda had been just a bit too dead to give out her Christmas/Hanukkah/holiday presents in December, so this comes a bit delayed:

Wanda got every member of the Justice League one winter-y scented candle and a $20 gift card (uhh like those Visa gift cards that can be used basically anywhere).]

TEXT.

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[ he's rolling naked in piles of money thanks to this gift, just fyi. ]

Thanks for making me rich, Scarlet Witch
Hahahaha that rhymed
ANYWAY want to go to the movies?
Popcorn's on me
Tickets on me
That should be $20 right?

[ was this the way he was supposed to use it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

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[eloquentness]

[ attached: one link to an upcoming reality show. ]

JSYK, I'm setting our DVR to this whenever it airs

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Crying is for babies and losers without the strength of a raging lion battling the strength of a raging dragon in the depths of their strong and raging hearts.

[ translation: barry's in. ]

If I have the strength of a raging dragon will you still like me? Or is that too much?

the most dramatic degree of security and locks etc

[ewenique]

This is MK.

I need to ask a favour.

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This is Barry.

I can do a favor.

[ and when you think that's the text ... ]

Any favor
Unless it's feeding fish
I think I overfed my fish when I was 6
I had to flush him :(
I can never do fishy favors again
Unless I'm supervised
Will I be supervised?

[ please ignore him. ]

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[heliophilic]

[M has realized the last few days that so far he's been a terrible rogue to the Flash here, and thought he should perhaps try and change that.]

May 14, 2018 - It's great that you feel like you're accomplishing your goals lately, but it's important for you to keep your loved ones in the loop. Without communication, they may feel as though you're simply being aimless or are slacking off, which is farthest from the truth. It's especially important that you and your loved ones are on the same page as Venus is set to square Neptune, which will put the planets at odds with one another and may cause your feelings to crash as a result. Rely on them for through this time, and don't lose sight in what you've already accomplished!