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[ barry isn't actually going to leave a flaming review regarding this one particular story. if he does it for this one, then he'll need to do it for them all, and though he's as quick as a blink of an eye, he also knows it's not the worst thing in the world. given what he's lived through, it's hardly a blip on the radar. ]

[ but he's allowed to be dramatic. let him have this moment. ]

The Flash is more interesting than me! But I'm the Flash! Also the Flash wouldn't have the possibility of dancing with Beyoncé if it wasn't for ME.

[ moment over. ]

Thanks for not thinking I'm boring. I know my science talk is boring for you. But I've gotten better at speaking actual English to you these days!