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[accelerate]

preferred canon point: seasons 2, 5 and 6.
✓ starters ✓ pic/otherwordly prompts ✓ continuations ✓ texting

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[villainsgonnavill]

vanderpump rules drama. a ton to keep track of, we never learn our lesson, but our apartments are pretty sweet.

honestly i just assume he came into existence fully formed and ready to steal. shady business from top to bottom. a little sneaking around stealing stuff from people with ideas, a little advanced interdimensional tech on the patent, a little bad vibes time travel, set for life.

between our powers, we could be bill gates rich if we decided to do crimes. like apart from technical vigilantism which is a crime.

[accelerate]

Do you think there's a version of us out in the Multiverse where we are criminals? Maybe you vibe people off of bridges and I erase them. Maybe Iris is in on it too and covers it up with her reporting! And no one would ever figure it's us because we have awesome tech and your brain.

This got dark. I'm so sorry.

[villainsgonnavill]

it's cool. there was a compliment about my brain in there so that helped.

if there's a world where we're ALL criminals we're probably killing it? i try not to do pulling strings and peeking behind the dimensional curtains about that stuff. you know how it is.

Multiverse FOMO is real when literally everything's possible.