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accelerate) wrote2017-01-06 11:05 pm
accelerate) wrote2017-01-06 11:05 pm
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( MASKORMENACE INBOX )
( ACTION | AUDIO | TEXT | VIDEO )
CALLING: BARRY ALLEN 🐻 ▓
Hi, this is Ba — [ click sounds, beep, you're on. ]
CALLING: THE FLASH ⚡ ▓
You've reached the Flash!
text;
good news = im here now.
bad news = i bounced for a couple days, went back home for about a year.
just checking in. youre still good? still here?
[ Please still be here. He can't lose Barry on two Earths. ]
text; 1/2
sfdkslfjlskd
fghfh dkslfsfds nas 534 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
beyonce sjfksjfklsfsd sdjskfl 4 chisco 3ssd
[ he's so useless. ]
text;
Would you believe I dropped my phone and that's what I ended up typing as I was dropping it?
[ dropping your phone at super speed: may recommend. ]
[ that's not important, though. sometimes barry has difficulty stopping himself from typing. that superspeed needs to be put in its place, but maybe after he ensures cisco has all his parts. something went wrong with him when he came out of the porter ... though it's merely a weird suspicion he sometimes entertains. ]
Dude with
I feel like we need to destroy this porter
Do you have all 5 fingers y/n
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that is something special and pure.
yeah. all 10 fingers and toes.
and a couple weird new porter-powers that rival Iris' coffee-making skills.
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It just ... added a letter.
Chisco.
The H is silent.
[ stop, barry. just stop it. no one needs to know you sometimes spell cisco's name wrong in your fast typing and your phone has accepted it as an alternative spelling. ]
IDK no offense but nothing can rival Iris' coffee-making skills. And I say this with all the biased in the world because she's my
Best friend
My best girl friend
You're my best boy friend
You want to meet up? I can be there in 5.
[ — seconds. please save him from stumbling over his feet. ]
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come on up.
[ He's relieved that Barry responded so quickly, but he'll feel better when he can see him in person. ]
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[ if asked whether he ran as hard and fast as he could to see his best friend, he would vehemently say yes. of course he did. cisco may have been gone a couple of days, and barry may have had all faith cisco would return (and then promptly forgot how he could return), but he felt it in his bones. cisco ramon was going to come back. someone with such luscious hair would, of course, be ported back in. ]
[ he sounds a little breathless, ] Hey. [ he smiles, then it drops as he scrunches up his face. ] Soooo … if your fridge is empty — uh … we had this attack of hungry fridge goblins the other day and they ate everything in sight. I stopped them when they were at yours, but there's some stuff missing ... Cake, bread, hot sauce ... [ crossing his arms against his chest, he shakes his head. ] Gnomes.
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Some taste these fridge goblins have. Cake with hot sauce? Alton Brown would disapprove.
[ He gets up to give Barry a welcoming fist bump. ]
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[ what's currently running through his mind: yeah! cisco totally won't be mad he ate him out of house and home while he was waiting for his friend to show up and yell at him. technically, it is cisco's fault — wait, is he bagging out cake and hot sauce? ]
[ holding up his hand, barry tilts his head to the side. ] Have you tried cake with hot sauce? While you were gone, it became the biggest craze after the Taylor Swift shirts.
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I mean, I guess I could see it. Depends on the kind of cake, though. Red velvet's gotta be a hard no. Angel food, though. That could work.