( MASKORMENACE INBOX )

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CALLING: BARRY ALLEN 🐻 ▓
Hi, this is Ba — [ click sounds, beep, you're on. ]

CALLING: THE FLASH ⚡ ▓
You've reached the Flash!

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[divaricate]

[CURRENT DATE—

Wanda had been just a bit too dead to give out her Christmas/Hanukkah/holiday presents in December, so this comes a bit delayed:

Wanda got every member of the Justice League one winter-y scented candle and a $20 gift card (uhh like those Visa gift cards that can be used basically anywhere).]

TEXT.

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[ he's rolling naked in piles of money thanks to this gift, just fyi. ]

Thanks for making me rich, Scarlet Witch
Hahahaha that rhymed
ANYWAY want to go to the movies?
Popcorn's on me
Tickets on me
That should be $20 right?

[ was this the way he was supposed to use it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

Re: TEXT.

[divaricate]

[np np anytime]

it was definitely not supposed to be a cheap arm twisty way to get people to do that. :>
you can do whatever you want with it.

1/2

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Okay, thanks Scarlet Witch. It was really thoughtful. I'll make sure I take out someone I really want to see a movie with.

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[ barry purposefully waits a few minutes before he responds, a wait time that is rather uncharacteristic for barry allen and the flash. ]

Hey Wanda, want to see a movie with my $20 gift card?
I will twist your arm until you say yes.