( OPEN POST )

[accelerate]

preferred canon point: seasons 2, 5 and 6.
✓ starters ✓ pic/otherwordly prompts ✓ continuations ✓ texting

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you are free to toss this in the trash if you're no longer interested! sorry for taking so long.

[accelerate]

[ this is why cisco is the best: he is his best man. barry has and will always make a good choice when he picks cisco to be his anything after iris. ]

Do you really think he's jacked and handsome?

[ that makes barry a sad raisin. not that oliver shouldn't be able to be jacked and handsome, it's just… would cisco vote for oliver over him in the ultimate jacked and handsome superhero awards? ]

I think he's a bit of a shrivelled up raisin, in all honesty… Imagine not being able to let anyone have the spotlight, Cisco. I say this with complete confidentiality between you and me. I am invoking the Barrisco Lock.

Oliver didn't even text me to tell me what he thought of the latest Kardashian episode. He promised me he would! I can't deal with this guy. We can't be friends anymore.

tenderly squishes your face and also barry's face and also your cats' faces

[villainsgonnavill]

you have eyes, you know he is. but being all shrivelled up inside knocks him down a few points.

can't even keep his promises. what's not to like about taking some time to enjoy the height of rich people drama? it distracts you from real people drama.

oh i guess all his drama is technically rich people drama though? too close to home for him?

he could pass some of that cheddar my way and see how the other half lives, just sayin

💖 squishes your face and your dog's face and picks your pocket

[accelerate]

But are we poor people drama or just people drama? Could we be rich people drama considering I kind of inherited the lab? And by association, as my best friend, you are also an inheritor of the lab and Thawne's blood money?

[ this is spiralling. ]

Do you think Thawne ever worked a job? How did he get so much money?

[ was harrison wells really that loaded? ]

💰💰

[villainsgonnavill]

vanderpump rules drama. a ton to keep track of, we never learn our lesson, but our apartments are pretty sweet.

honestly i just assume he came into existence fully formed and ready to steal. shady business from top to bottom. a little sneaking around stealing stuff from people with ideas, a little advanced interdimensional tech on the patent, a little bad vibes time travel, set for life.

between our powers, we could be bill gates rich if we decided to do crimes. like apart from technical vigilantism which is a crime.

[accelerate]

Do you think there's a version of us out in the Multiverse where we are criminals? Maybe you vibe people off of bridges and I erase them. Maybe Iris is in on it too and covers it up with her reporting! And no one would ever figure it's us because we have awesome tech and your brain.

This got dark. I'm so sorry.

[villainsgonnavill]

it's cool. there was a compliment about my brain in there so that helped.

if there's a world where we're ALL criminals we're probably killing it? i try not to do pulling strings and peeking behind the dimensional curtains about that stuff. you know how it is.

Multiverse FOMO is real when literally everything's possible.