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i hate this fucking porter.
good news = im here now.
bad news = i bounced for a couple days, went back home for about a year.

just checking in. youre still good? still here?

[ Please still be here. He can't lose Barry on two Earths. ]

[ at his usual characteristic speed, cisco is granted with this: ]

sfdkslfjlskd
fghfh dkslfsfds nas 534 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
beyonce sjfksjfklsfsd sdjskfl 4 chisco 3ssd

[ he's so useless. ]

[ not even a second later: ]

Would you believe I dropped my phone and that's what I ended up typing as I was dropping it?

[ dropping your phone at super speed: may recommend. ]

[ that's not important, though. sometimes barry has difficulty stopping himself from typing. that superspeed needs to be put in its place, but maybe after he ensures cisco has all his parts. something went wrong with him when he came out of the porter ... though it's merely a weird suspicion he sometimes entertains. ]

Dude with
I feel like we need to destroy this porter
Do you have all 5 fingers y/n

your autocomplete fumble somehow produced beyonce, but not my name.
that is something special and pure.

yeah. all 10 fingers and toes.
and a couple weird new porter-powers that rival Iris' coffee-making skills.

Edited 2017-12-18 21:36 (UTC)

It spelt your name!
It just ... added a letter.
Chisco.
The H is silent.

[ stop, barry. just stop it. no one needs to know you sometimes spell cisco's name wrong in your fast typing and your phone has accepted it as an alternative spelling. ]

IDK no offense but nothing can rival Iris' coffee-making skills. And I say this with all the biased in the world because she's my
Best friend
My best girl friend
You're my best boy friend

You want to meet up? I can be there in 5.

[ — seconds. please save him from stumbling over his feet. ]

yeah. im at the Hall.
come on up.

[ He's relieved that Barry responded so quickly, but he'll feel better when he can see him in person. ]

[ the best thing about barry allen is that there's hardly any waiting time. as soon as cisco sends that message, it only takes two breaths before that familiar warm kinetic energy brightens up the hallway. barry skids along the ground, converse shoes smoking just a little. ]

[ if asked whether he ran as hard and fast as he could to see his best friend, he would vehemently say yes. of course he did. cisco may have been gone a couple of days, and barry may have had all faith cisco would return (and then promptly forgot how he could return), but he felt it in his bones. cisco ramon was going to come back. someone with such luscious hair would, of course, be ported back in. ]

[ he sounds a little breathless, ] Hey. [ he smiles, then it drops as he scrunches up his face. ] Soooo … if your fridge is empty — uh … we had this attack of hungry fridge goblins the other day and they ate everything in sight. I stopped them when they were at yours, but there's some stuff missing ... Cake, bread, hot sauce ... [ crossing his arms against his chest, he shakes his head. ] Gnomes.

[Some stock ass holiday card with a thousand bucks inside. Probably signed by his secretary.]

[ The spiel about fridge goblins is so stereotypical Barry that Cisco is instantly relieved, all his worry from being back home searching for Barry and Caitlin just vanished. ]

Some taste these fridge goblins have. Cake with hot sauce? Alton Brown would disapprove.

[ He gets up to give Barry a welcoming fist bump. ]

[ that fist bump is returned with vigour! ]

[ what's currently running through his mind: yeah! cisco totally won't be mad he ate him out of house and home while he was waiting for his friend to show up and yell at him. technically, it is cisco's fault — wait, is he bagging out cake and hot sauce? ]

[ holding up his hand, barry tilts his head to the side. ] Have you tried cake with hot sauce? While you were gone, it became the biggest craze after the Taylor Swift shirts.

[ It's so much easier just to fall back into their normal inconsequential banter than it is to worry about catching Barry up on the timelines. ]

I mean, I guess I could see it. Depends on the kind of cake, though. Red velvet's gotta be a hard no. Angel food, though. That could work.

[CURRENT DATE—

Wanda had been just a bit too dead to give out her Christmas/Hanukkah/holiday presents in December, so this comes a bit delayed:

Wanda got every member of the Justice League one winter-y scented candle and a $20 gift card (uhh like those Visa gift cards that can be used basically anywhere).]

[ attached: one link to an upcoming reality show. ]

JSYK, I'm setting our DVR to this whenever it airs

[ he's rolling naked in piles of money thanks to this gift, just fyi. ]

Thanks for making me rich, Scarlet Witch
Hahahaha that rhymed
ANYWAY want to go to the movies?
Popcorn's on me
Tickets on me
That should be $20 right?

[ was this the way he was supposed to use it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

[np np anytime]

it was definitely not supposed to be a cheap arm twisty way to get people to do that. :>
you can do whatever you want with it.

Okay, thanks Scarlet Witch. It was really thoughtful. I'll make sure I take out someone I really want to see a movie with.

Edited (scarlet witch is the best) 2018-01-14 02:30 (UTC)

[ barry purposefully waits a few minutes before he responds, a wait time that is rather uncharacteristic for barry allen and the flash. ]

Hey Wanda, want to see a movie with my $20 gift card?
I will twist your arm until you say yes.

Crying is for babies and losers without the strength of a raging lion battling the strength of a raging dragon in the depths of their strong and raging hearts.

[ translation: barry's in. ]

If I have the strength of a raging dragon will you still like me? Or is that too much?

Bear, I'd like you even if you had the strength of a raging dragon AND a raging lion.

[ . . . too obvious? ]

btw it looks like Cisco might be auditioning??
How should we send him off if he gets in?

[ if she hadn't brought up cisco, this conversation would be very, very different. ]

OMG
A rose, definitely
Maybe a picture of us?
10 pictures?
So he doesn't forget us little people

oh I like the sound of that!
let's give him 5.
10 might be overkill.

If 10 is overkill then I'm going to need your help in picking just 3.5 photos
I may have taken a lot of selfies in the timeframe it took for you to reply
Which isn't my fault because you are slooooooow

This is MK.

I need to ask a favour.

This is Barry.

I can do a favor.

[ and when you think that's the text ... ]

Any favor
Unless it's feeding fish
I think I overfed my fish when I was 6
I had to flush him :(
I can never do fishy favors again
Unless I'm supervised
Will I be supervised?

[ please ignore him. ]

there will be no fish and no supervision. if I were there to supervise that would undermine the point of the favour.

( is she making a terrible decision? )

I am going to be making a website for the O'Malley Import Clinic. Iris said I was free to go and take photos, but I can't go there myself. people can't know who MK is. my sisters can't go because we are identical.

can you go and take photographs?

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